Category Archive: New York City

Year 2045: Subway Pervert Flashes Penis, No One Notices

A short history of recent moments in subway riding.  All accounts are accurate.  Dates are absolutely made up. September 15, 2002 11:15 A.M.:  A pigeon walks onto the 1 train at 242nd street… Read More

Die De San Valentin

“Welcome to the Grace Hotel.  Here is your room key.  There is a private party here tonight, but guests of the hotel are welcome to attend.”  Wouldn’t it be grand if this were… Read More

Crazy or Beautiful?

“In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes… You have to go ‘Oh my god!  Do I look at the… Read More

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